less-than-perfect women who've had enough of Martha's
endless projects, Perry and Allison may be an entertaining
Allison and Lisa Perry have created a delicious masterpiece!
Every woman knows a perfect woman who drives us nuts.
Now you've got the whipped cream and cherry to top her
off! Have a bite and buy a copy for a friend, too!"
~ Dr. Judith Briles, author of Woman to Woman.
grumps look away now, this is the best laugh-out-loud
funny piece of satire you are likely to come across
and whats more, it pokes fun at those incredibly
annoying perfect people everyone secretly
Allison and Lisa Perry have written the ultimate book
to help imperfect parents feel normal - The Woman Who
Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach: And Other Annoying
People. Have you ever felt like the only woman who doesnt
knit? Have you ever wanted to thwack your husband on
the head for obsessive video camera use? Have you ever
felt intimidated by the homes that are decorated for
every holiday? Have you ever needed an antidote to the
Martha Stewart factor in suburbia? Dont worry
- The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach:
And Other Annoying People is here for you! " ~
A Gaggle of Book Reviews
lively, fun, yet compelling read." ~ Cassandra
King, author of The Sunday Wife
Allison and Lisa Perry have written a book that all
of us 'normal' women will love" ~Jane London,
The Dom and Jane Show Denver Radio Mix 100
is truly one of the funniest books I have ever read!"
~ Amy Oliver, The Amy Oliver Show KFKA Radio
selection of essay-style stories will have women and
even men laughing out loud....." ~ Marie
D. Jones for "Curled Up With a Good Kid's Book
to laugh out loud? This book has a humorous look at
everyone" ~ Jenny Salyers for Armchair Interviews
authors use an appealing mix of hyperbole and self-deprecating
humor, and the result is an enjoyable, laugh-out-loud
funny book" ~ Mom Central
something sweet and frothy to take to the hospital (sometimes
deliveries take longer than you think) or to tote along
with you on the school run? I recommend The Woman Who
is Always Tan and Has a Flat Stomach by Lauren Allison
and Lisa Perry. These gals take aim at the crazy moms
in our midst---from the perfect brownie troop leader
to the competitive hostesses among in our midst."
Mommy blog Empty-Boxes.com
raves "One of those great little books
that you can snatch up when you need a quick laugh,
and not be lost when you eventually come back for more."
have to get this one, for I am MARRIED to The Husband
Who Has a Cold but Believes Its Malaria! ~